January 2011
ohhprodigyy:
reblog if you have no life and your staying home for new years
noralora asked: you. my mother is on the phone with her sister right now. but i have a lottt to talk to you about(: and i'll call you when she gets off?
Cry me a river. Build a bridge. And get over it.
December 2010
I love my mother.
“And maybe they’re secretly all terrific whistlers”
Friend: Oh, I met his dog today.
Me: Cool, was it a nice dog?
Friend: Yeah, it was. I think it likes me better than it likes him; don't tell him I said that though!
Late Night Conversations
Lantana: Oh, guess what my mom picked up for me today while she was out!
Sarah: What?
Lantana: No, actually guess.
Sarah: Root-beer?
Lantana: No, she was at the laundromat.
Sarah: Oh, a tambourine!
Lantana: Yeah, it's great. It was made in Pakistan.
Sarah: What's that?
Lantana: ... A country.
Sarah: I thought that was a material!
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
art work
Dear attempted self-portrait,
I sincerely hope I’m not that lop-sided in real life.
Love,
Lantana
“You’re overcooking my grits coach.”
– Herman Boone
Dear giant mountains of snow outside my house,
Please wait for me. I’ll be there soon.
Love,
Lantana
“Just when you think you’ve seen everything, some ass-hole decides to...”
– Shaggy
1 tag
my name is lantana
i’m fucking fabulous
if i don’t reply to your message it’s because i didn’t get it. try sending it again :)
i am terrified of german shepherds
i’m a german student so i actually kind of speak german
i’m a science nerd
i’m a baptist
i’m nowhere near a perfect christian
i get butt-hurt when people insult my religion
...
Dear inventor of the Hippity Hoppity,
You have no idea how much I adore you right now.
Love,
Lantana
Merry Christmas!
The work of Christmas is to find the lost, heal the broken, feed the hungry, release the captive, rebuild the nations, bring peace among the people, and make music in the heart.
“You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.”
– Willy Wonka
“Well, tonight I was supposed to play Silent Night 2nd, but I had an issue with...”
– Marissa
Hello Christmas-Eve, it’s very nice to see you again.
