January 2011
asubstituteperson:
nocontrolmylife:
Miley...
Watching 27 dresses and sitting on tumblr in photo...
My cat is snoring.
Sometimes all you really need is to stay up late and watch SVU reruns.
I can't believe it's snowing again.
When I walk down hallways
Expectation
Reality
Why I Adore Bio Class
Dori: Do they still have lynx?
Doc Klein: Yeah, they're the missing 'lynx'.
Dori: No, like in Egypt.
Ben and Me: Those are Sphinx.
Joey: But what about jackals?
Me: They're like coyotes.
Doc Klein: Yeah, they're like the African Equivalent of coyotes.
Joey: No, the rabbits with antlers.
Me: Jackalopes?
Joey: Yeah!
Doc Klein: They don't exist...
“And she voluntarily eats celery… who does that?!”
– Sonny
Snow Days: One of the best things in the world.
Edmund Pevensie: You're welcome.
Peter Pevensie: [Peter stands up] I had it sorted.
Susan Pevensie: What was it this time?
Peter Pevensie: He bumped me.
Lucy Pevensie: So you hit him?
Peter Pevensie: No, after he bumped me they tried to make me apologize. That's when I hit him.
“If Scooby-Doo does it I guess it’s alright if I do too.”
– Doc Klein
Sometimes the kids in this school really make me...
I wish I didn’t have to do actual work in photo-imaging class today.
“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”
– Haymitch, The Hunger Games
“No Narnia, No Deal.”
– Nick Sahler (via severalwaystodietrying)
Five days without Tumblr was far too many.
“Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard...”
– Father Cavanaugh
There's nothing better than staying up deep hours...
I hate you.
“I don’t scratch my head unless it itches and I don’t dance unless I...”
– Coach Boone
“Yo, have you seen Freehold Mall? It’s like MILF central!”
– Boy in my math class
I Need These Men at My Sweet Sixteen. →
Number of Pens I lost last week: 1
Number of Pens I stole from the unsuspecting White-Joey: 3
It was a good week.
noralora asked: when i'm ungrounded, i'm inviting you, sarah, and grace over to my house so we can have girls night and watch sabrina the teenage witch. okay? okay.
