December 2011
Awake at 1:00 because Super Mario Bros has taken...
I've decided that when I grow up I want to marry a...
And he’ll wear flannel everyday and have a beautiful brown beard. And we’ll be completely in love and have cute lumberjack children.
Reblog this or the Hash Slinging Slasher will get...
there-lived-a-hobbit:
cant risk it reblogging again
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
garyfromteenmom:
legalize peruvian puff peppers
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
shoulderblades:
putting your parents on craigslist for adoption
stupidgaydumb:
mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing