• my name is lantana
• i’m fucking fabulous
• if i don’t reply to your message it’s because i didn’t get it. try sending it again :)
• i am terrified of german shepherds
• i’m a german student so i actually kind of speak german
• i’m a science nerd
• i’m a baptist
• i’m nowhere near a perfect christian
• i get butt-hurt when people insult my religion
• i’m extremely nondiscriminatory (is that even a word?)
• i have OCD
• i’m a lunatic
• i’m friends with my lunch-man on facebook
• i take crazy pills
• i live in new jersey
• sometimes i’m afraid i’ll never leave
• i’m also terrified of spiders
• but i’m actually allergic to spiders so it’s justified
• my mom is allergic to bees but i don’t know why i mentioned that
• i’m pretty sarcastic
• i have a younger sister
• i have two cats
• i really love cats
• and i’m turned on by beards
• and tattoos
• and religious boys
• and boys who own cats
• oh, and i’m straight
• my favorite fruits are tomatoes, pineapples, and cranberries
• i love horses
• i’m surrounded by farmland
• i want to be a vet
• i want to save the world
• i want to win a nobel prize
• i want to be supreme ruler of earth
• i’m 16 years old
• i’m a douchebag
• i like to read books
• and watch movies
• all the girls in my family are named after flowers
• including me
• i’m poor
• i got my first cavity last year
• i think it’s from all the candy i ate last summer
• i have big boobs
• i dye my hair a lot
• my feet are size 11
• which means my penis is bigger than yours
• but i don’t actually have a penis
• i have an awkward sense of humor
• i have no idea why i just listed all of this