well don't get so distressed
My name is Lantana and I am an insufferable know-it-all. I have been living my life classy yet trashy for 16 years. my face | personal | me

too much homework, not enough motivation.

4/30 00:49 - 2 notes

i have this weird zit right on my cheekbone and i want to cut it out of my flesh its so fucking annoying.

yo, so instead of doing our lab reports me and my lab partner are chatting on facebook about all the different ways we procrastinated this weekend, including tumblr.

my life is falling apart. LOL.

i just found out i have a bio lab report due in less than 11hrs. fuck.

4/29 23:31 - 1 note

tonight is a good night for lots of X-Files and lots of green tea and very little sleep :3

wand-erection.

now i have to get ready for some gurl’s party. all i want to do on a friday afternoon is blog and stay in bed and read and cuddle with my cats.

harumph.

4/20 16:43 - 1 note
i don’t even understand craigslist. why would someone be that excited about giving away their free sand?

i don’t even understand craigslist. why would someone be that excited about giving away their free sand?

LAME:

i reached my fucking ask limit. i’m gonna have to fuck some people up, because this is just not fucking acceptable.

beta, if you want to send me an email feel free: lantanalivesxx@aol.com

4/19 20:01 - 1 note
“TOTALLY BASEMENTS”
 it’s not just a motto, it’s a way of life.

“TOTALLY BASEMENTS”

 it’s not just a motto, it’s a way of life.

someone at my sister’s school has a confirmed case of tuberculosis. fuck.

  • sister: so amanda got this new app on her phone. it's a calorie counter
  • me: cool
  • mom: yup
  • sister: and on there 'sexual intercourse' was considered and exercise. yuck.
  • me: wow
  • mom: well those apps aren't for kids...
  • sister: .... well anyway, 25 minutes of sex burns 51 calories...
  • me:
  • mom:
  • sister:
  • me:
  • mom: *high-fives sister*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i can't handle this situation...
totally basements.

totally basements.

if you sent me an ask will you please send it again?

there appears to be something quite wrong with my ask box, because i didn’t get any messages. so either none of you love me, or my ask isn’t working :(